The Green Bastard is a Science Bro

they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.

You know, you are not as bad as everyone says you are.

itsthelastofus:

See I've come to burn your kingdom down
And no rivers and no lakes can put the fire out
I'm gonna raise the stakes, I'm gonna smoke you out

                                                                                  For delsinsbutt

thepoliticalfreakshow:

I’m rolling. LOL

hughxjackman:

The two main trios in DOFP — which do you like better?

eulerami:

I’ve got a soft spot for your ancient books of horror stories. 
My rendition of Cecil :D 

looks like…whats his name….vincent?(<—-maybe?) from silent hill……3? I’m tired and can just be totally wrong here, but it would be fitting…especially with his famous quote “they look like monsters to you?”

eulerami:

I’ve got a soft spot for your ancient books of horror stories. 

My rendition of Cecil :D 

looks like…whats his name….vincent?(<—-maybe?) from silent hill……3? I’m tired and can just be totally wrong here, but it would be fitting…especially with his famous quote “they look like monsters to you?”

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

amroyounes:

Tourist Scams you need to be aware of when you travel. 

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

emmaleunicorn:

rotten-ashes:

yourlinesbecomeroutine:

scoregasming:

smackintyre:

It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer.

No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic.  It’s my body no matter what.  If I wanted to get an abortion i’d get a fucking abortion regardless if that made me a murderer in someone who doesn’t have to actually carry a baby’s eyes.  Birth control being more widely available is a serious issue.  You’re stupid if you think every situation that leads to abortion makes someone a murderer.  11 year old gets raped by her cousin “No girl, you carry that child, you squeeze that out of your currently underdeveloped vagina.  It’s the right thing to do.  You’re a murderer if you don’t.  Who cares that it’ll emotionally scar you for life and you’ll forever be reminded of it every time you look at your child or cousin.  It’s the humane thing to do.  If you were older you’d understand.”  Shit, the same thing happened to a nine year old “Who the fuck cares if you’re only a baby yourself, you’re totally going to go through with this, I don’t care if it’ll nearly kill you or damage your insides.  Raise that baby like a good non-murderer.”  

Then we go overseas where it’s all “You’re pregnant out of wedlock, let’s stone you to death instead of giving you and others like you birth control or the option to abort.  I’m sorry that we live in such a fucked up society that if I force myself on you and get pregnant you’re still the one who is shamed.  Wait no I’m not, suck it up and deal with it”, “You’ve been told your baby is dying in the womb, no abortion for you girl, you have to keep it and die of blood poisoning.  Too bad we could have avoided it if we were more understanding of a woman and her body”.

Open your eyes for God’s sake.  You can’t even get pregnant, you’re a man and I get that you have a right to your unborn child and the potential for mental trauma.  But you personally are not at risk of dying from pregnancy complications.  You personally are not at risk of being shunned by your community and killed for carrying someone elses child.  You personally are not having to carry the mental and physical scars of going through an unwanted pregnancy with your potential rapists child.  You personally are not at risk of being considered used, dirty and unwanted because of something you could have avoided if proper health care was available to you.  You aren’t personally responsible for raising a child (or person with mental capacity of a child) who also has a child because “Abortion is murder in all circumstances”.

It’s not your body either, and until you have to deal with everything above then you cannot tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body.

My roommate, laying it the fuck down.

Reblogging again because I really needed that ignorance to be addressed, and it was, and I needed that.

Also, I care to point out that the fetus isn’t conscious until about 6 months. It
cannot feel or think before then. So , forgive me for the harsh words, it has been compared to a parasite in this stage.

I’m a guy backing all these women on abortion being a fucking choice. My reason?

I DO NOT HAVE A VAGINA. NO VAGINA, NO RELEVANT OPINION

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

last time someone said something like that to my (female) friend, I responded with “what, you’re too dumb to know how to make one yourself? If women are so incompetent, why can’t you make your own damn sandwich?”

The guy looked pissed til he saw that I was a guy as well, and was a bit bigger than him, so he shut up.

Make me choose:
↳  asked: Bigby or Snow

selfmadesuperhero:

ah, that fantastic moment when your whole body starts to hurt and you know you’re coming down with something super nice 

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you